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Max brings us another woman from Ukraine. Nyla Rox has done some nude modeling but I doubt anything like Zishy. I mostly tell contributors to avoid doing anything which seems typical for other sites. I want the stuff that falls through the cracks. I to see all the humanity and personality that gets in the way for other publications. We are collecting souls here. Ukraine Rox.
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Introducing Solana Bardell, shot by our contributor, Vika. She is brave and appears to handle cold temperatures well. I love the cold because it is cruel and indifferent and forces me to prioritize survival. I am less bothered by someone's inappropriate speech or political leanings in the cold. The cold brings people together through its shared discomfort. In order to help out, I am offering a 15 discount off all Zishy winter merch. This year, get Billy Bowlegs from down the street one of our beautiful scarves or pair of Merino wool mittens. They won't break your bank and you will support the most entertaining smut available anywhere!
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Zishy back in your life! Here's that time I took Dabney Conrad to eat tacos at a place which tragically did not end up surviving the pandemic. Our muse apparently became quite excited as she flashed me, only steps away from others. I have a few outtakes that are a bit more explicit, which I am happy to share for a charitable tip sent my way preferably in crypto. Reach me for the deets. infozishy.com
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This is Kristina Proxy shot by our Ukrainian contributor, Alina. I am glad to know and communicate with humans who are at the center of this disgusting war. The struggle is real. It makes me sick to think that there are people on each side profiting off the ongoing destruction. Thank god that these scoundrels are not the ones who hold any real power and can control the information and narrative. Thank god we all know who the good guys and the bad guys are. Thank god everything is so clear and no one needs to question anything. We just have to hang our flags, send our money, and trust that it will all be over soon. We got this. More Kristina in a future update. For those wondering about the change of looks mid-set, I kindly asked Alina to show us Kristina without makeup after her first upload.
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Shyla Volbeck has returned to give it one last go at Zishy. Part two will follow shortly. Shyla is exceptional among the exceptional. I had a friend present when I photographed Shyla. She was baffled. I can't believe what is going on, she's so amazing. Yeah, that pretty sums up my experience with Shyla. I know this one is a bit soft for all you skin-cravers, but don't worry. We will make up for it.
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I am known by many as a kind and generous soul. My home is always welcome to any beautiful women, ages 18 to 22, who need a couch to crash on for a night or two. I inform my guests that I have a creative nature which often leads to impromptu candid photography. Some have even called me the Bill Cosby of the erotic art world, which I believe is due to his innovative comic stylings. Anyways, Yana West is a great sport. Art kinda rules.
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Tomorrow, I will bring you part two of this morning's photos. Claudia Veneza is one of the women that the others try to resemble with filters and wonky angles, as they contort their less-picturesque bodies on Instagram. Drugs like this demand a slow drip.
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I might be a cruel bastard, but at least I am honest. Here is part two of Liz Jordan in bed. She is the type of person who can take an innocent cup of water and turn it into something sexual. What a kook. What a talent. We need more like Liz. That xtra is still coming, should have it by tomorrow. Settle down, people.
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Hey guys. This was meant to be posted yesterday but my power was out until late last night. I spent most of the day foraging for firewood and trying to keep warm. Eventually, I gave up, drove a few miles to the gym, supervised females on the Glute Master Kickback machine, then jumped into the sauna. Anyways, I know you would rather hear more about Ariel. But would you really? Don't you just want to see more of her? I would. And the good news is that you will too, eventually. Have a nice weekend.
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Stella Barry was sent down from the heavens to shoot with Anthony in Portland. I don't know how the lucky bastard found her, but he definitely did something right, whether it be here or in some past life. This is the first time Anthony faced his fears of shooting in such a public place for us. He was also concerned that the scratches from Stella's cat would ruin the photos for me. Scratches? Really? Where? All I have to say is thank you and Merry Christmas in July. More Stella to come.
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Hey. I do what I can when it comes to bringing you nudity. But I also realize from time to time that anyone can show you their junk on the internet. And so many do. But not everyone is a miracle of beauty like Miki Pedangen. The law of supply and demand always applies.
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"Some things in life are hard. Like saying no to colorful poison coated in sugar, or putting your phone down at night, or choosing a leader from between two lying sociopaths. But I believe in you. I believe in The Way. It brought us all together here--to admire the magic that is Alevtina Batman. We are going to be alright."
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"Here is part one of our finale with Sybil Kuechler. She is such a great partner for this type of work. She only knows how to give her true self to the camera. Sybil is also a solid competitor at table tennis, but I had to show her that, like in all things, there are levels to this game. Part two this weekend."
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Contestant 19 just needed a reason to do some modeling of this sort. She comes from Seattle and says that the quarantine dried up her regular modeling work right away. Talk about a huge bum--er. You are missing out on a true beauty if you are not a subscriber.
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"Mitropoliya has it going on in all the right places. I'm sure glad she took a break from her highfalutin fashion gigs to shoot for us in Russia. The European fashion industry trains its models to appear distant and uninterested. Yet still, Vika was ALMOST able to capture her here with a full-blown smile. Wow. My minor gripes aside, Mitra floors me just the same and keeps me asking for more. We will get it, by golly."
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Sometimes I live in a small town where the main source of income is collecting petrified tree sap. There isn't much practical use for it. All I ever see amber being used for is jewelry and decorative purposes. No Dinosaur DNA. No Jurassic Park. But the people still have enough reason to sift through muddy water or risk their lives mining the sea to acquire amber. Young men are lost every year to diving accidents. The process also rips up the environment. The silver lining is the perfect muddy setting it creates along the shore for me to photograph Sofia Orlova.
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"I swear, this girl has the body of an instagram filter. But do not worry, these photos are not doctored. Some women are just built like this. We had fun at her place and eventually got all her clothes off. That's in part 2. Expect it this weekend."
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Alejandra Cobos made a relatively unrevealing Zishy debut at the beginning of this year. It was exactly the type of slow tease she subjected me to in person, as well. You can witness her gradually warming up to the idea of baring more while in the backseat of the car. Well friends, Alejandra is the real deal. She has the total package: an incredible beauty, a powerful sexuality, and a daring personality. Direct hit!
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"Here is part 2. I need to add a bonus video. And I will do it either today or at the latest, tomorrow. I just have a plane to catch right now. I was in California for the last 40ish hours photographing another incredible woman for yous. Hope ya' guys are doing well. Thanks for your patience. Sonya slaps, right?"
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Heidi Romanova possesses a beauty that can make me leave everything and fly alone into a distant country at war. Kiev is another lovely place with lovely people that I will eventually forget because of my failing brain. Take lots of pictures because everything is changing. I need to remember where I came from and who I have been.
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And I'm back in NYC, celebrating the beauty of Barbie Qu. This city is awful and amazing at the same time. If divisive forces are looking for a place where the world comes together to attack, The City is the perfect target. It feels like everyone is represented here. Especially, the rats. You better love humanity, with all of its flaws, if you're going to live in New York. I prefer a bit more personal space, so I'll take her in small doses.
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In the bonus video, Dannell Norfolk smiles and says she hopes that her future kids don't see this. I hope they do. I hope her kids grow up knowing what a beautiful bad ass their mom is. I hope they do not inherit the same hangups from previous generations. I hope that when their world becomes a burning wasteland, people aren't bitching about some professional athlete taking a knee during the national anthem. Stay human.
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Here we go. My first time shooting for Zishy in The City. Start spreading the news. New York City has a lot to live up to now in my eyes. I was able to bring together 3 amazing women on short notice. Skye Blue (the girl with the blue eyes), Nina Presley (the girl with the blue hair that resembles ScarJo), and Barbie Qu (the girl in the black dress). We had a perfect afternoon teasing all over Manhattan. You will see more from this Big Apple adventure soon. Evevntually, we made in to Central Park. Then, there were some taken in a friend's apartment. Peace and love.
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Stella Cox loves bubble gum, rough sex, and looking great in photos. She said she caught the feels for a performer she was with a couple of days before our shoot. Apparently, this guy knew the perfect recipe of pain and degradation for Stella. But I'm sure that deep down he is really a sensitive, romantic-type. My envy isn't too obvious, right?
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Morgan Attwood is from a small town near San Jose. She is already in college now, but it was only a year or two ago that she played on a softball team in high school. Softball is basically baseball for girls and people with a greater appreciation for safety. Morgan still had some gear, so we said what the hell and visited a local park in the middle of a Summer day. Uncoincidentally, Sporty Spice was always my favorite.
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Sofi Ryan makes an excellent date to a wedding. She knows how to put down the champagne, how to light up the dance floor, and how to make grandpa feel alive again below the waist. Enjoy Sofi and more importantly, enjoy your Saturday.
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She has arrived. Her name is Giulia Wylde. And there will be more of her to follow. You will only find her here on Zishy at the moment. Yes, Giulia is all-natural. Part two expected by Christmas.
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Let's send our thanks to Max in Ukraine for finding and photographing Valya here. No idea how he still manages to operate in a war-torn country, but I guess the show must go on. God bless the people caught up in messes created by the rich and powerful. Stay alive.
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As promised, here is the second part of Claudia Veneza's morning update. I want you to look at her closely and be inspired. Believe that perfection is possible. Whether you are rolling that poison dough at the mall's pretzel shop, or selling eighths to middle-schoolers, greatness can be achieved. They say, where there is a will, there is a way. Damnit, it's true. Don't limit yourself. Don't set low standards. Just because practically everyone you know is a sad justification for human existence, doesn't mean you ought be one too. Shine on you crazy carbon.
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I don't have many guy friends. Men are mostly NPCs in my world. No matter the size of the endeavor, my motivation always seems to be the opposite sex. From combing my hair, to brushing my teeth, to learning a new language, I only think about the next nameless beauty who I want to impress. This finely-tuned body which I have literally spent years at gyms perfecting, I could not care less if another male even slightly admires it. I do it all for the girls. -Lou Ferrigno
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Olivia Yukon's updates are sponsored by me, Zach Venice. I discovered her years ago on social media and knew right away that she is special. It took months of patient correspondence to convince Olivia that I am a kind and respectful human being, and that I do in fact take pervy pictures seriously. In person, I was surprised by Olivia's goofier side. She isn't quick to react to most of my humor, but I don't take this personally. Ever so often, Olivia lets her Russian emotional shields down and cracks a smile. Probably reluctantly.
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I wanna say, Listen up! Fuck anyone whose name is Zach this is Meadow Brink BTW. Did you know that a hundred thousand years ago they had these routines where they would shower for two hours at a time, because they were super thorough. They weren't stingy with their soaps. They didn't use those goddamn 3-in-1 shower gel bullshits. They went outside and gathered aromatic herbs from nature to smell wonderful. Ironically, they also found body odor appealing. You might think that the dirty asshole standing in front of you at the checkout line is disgusting, but he is just a different kind of flower. Embrace the full spectrum of stink. Soak a pillow with ball sweat and give it your best friend. If they love you, they'll cherish it. Good Luck. -MB
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I took many beautiful photos of Vynessa Lucero outside during springtime. It is hard not to be redundant with such a muse and in such idyllic conditions. Could I devote more of my time editing down this gallery? Sure, but I'm not going to. Instead, I'm gonna go spend the rest of the afternoon with my Ma who still loves this aging, strange, sometimes-despicable son of hers. All of us are charged with the task of bringing our mothers immense joy and fulfillment. And often, this is done effortlessly even if we prove to be utterly incompetent at everything else. Catch ya later. In actuality, Zach is going to the gym
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I met this contributor, Darien, online. I think he must have first hit me up with an email over a year ago. He promised he could bring me some great talent from Venezuela. Lo and behold, he was right. I immediately loved Katie Arias' adorable energy and long dark hair. The biggest obstacle in working with Darien was paying him. Venezuela's economic and political turmoil is awful, to put it mildy. PayPal and Western Union were not even available options. So Darien introduced me to two valuable gems, Katie and the world of cryptocurrency. Have a nice weekend.
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As a sign of solidarity, I have decided to revoke access to Mr. Putin's account here on Zishy. I know how he loves my work, but unfortunately his senility has caused too much suffering for the people of Ukraine and to those of his own country. I plead to all of my audience to reserve judgment of Russians. Seeing past decades of propaganda is a tall order. Even with that being said, most of Russia was shocked by its president's decision to invade Ukraine. These people are also scared, angry, and fucked. This war is yet another perfect example of why unchecked power should never be granted to any of us. Tyranny is out, baby. Here's Sofi Levchenko photographed for Zishy by Alina in Ukraine.
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Here's more Kels. Some of you might not like the lighting or the silly faces or whatever. All I can say is, OOPS! Maybe you have a really old monitor, maybe dark people are just, hmm how do I put this, dark? And maybe you take life too seriously. Now, why would you want to go and do something like that? Turn up the love. Peace, fellas.
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Ever since I was a teenager, I have been jumping fences and sneaking into pools that I technically should have no access to. If that makes me a criminal, then I will remain one until I can no longer scale fences with ease. There's something extra refreshing and enjoyable about someone else's well-kept pool. This one here had trendy pop music playing for Ophelia's ears while we lounged. Ahhh, paradise.
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Here is contestant number 8 from the challenge that I ran last year. I got to meet up with Onna Metcalf in San Diego. She is quiet, but I like quiet. I wonder which of our last two American presidents would do a better job in my occupation. Would they be competent? Creative? Coherent? I am so proud of our country. God bless.
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One of the great travesties of our day is that we will never see Ariel Gossimer completely nude. But such is life and the fact that we rarely get what we want. Happiness is acceptance. To me, Ariel is incredibly kind to give what we have here on Zishy. You definitely can not find photos like this posted to her social media. So send your thanks by subscribing and I will keep searching the planet for these generous women. Ta-ta
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"Our contributor in Moscow comes through with another looker who isn't afraid of adventure. Meet Liana Rainer. I keep telling myself that I am going to get tired of these prime babes from Russia, but it just never happens. What gives? More Liana eventually."
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"Here's part two and I will add a bonus video in a few hours. On the eve of this contentious election, I just want to remind everyone of the famous saying ""cooler heads prevail"". One of these phonies is gonna win and half of the country is going to be furious, depressed, and possibly even mentally ill. Some level of tragedy will not be avoided. I truly dislike both candidates. There's one that I dislike more than the other and that is the best I can say. But either way, I have decided for myself that the results will not define me nor how I will interact with others. I'm gonna be okay. It is what it is. The system sucks, but it is merely one of life's many challenges."
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Contestant 4 is from Tampa. She says that the thing she misses the most is being able to go the gym. Home workouts on her balcony will have to do for now. This Floridian invites us all to join along. Sweat out those germs! Subscribe and see her adorable face.
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"Rian is a treat. A little shy, but still a joy to work with. Part 2 will drop this weekend. Peace!"
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Paloma Andaquies, shot by Andy in Colombia, makes for a great Valentine's day treat. Sit down with that special someone and enjoy this lovely gallery. Make sure to present the left side of your face for a warm kiss of gratitude from your lover. It might feel like a slap, but that is just your imagination. And if you don't have anyone special to share this with, don't sweat it. Forced romance days are for suckers.
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"Here is part two of my walk with Kylie Shay. Since it got dark on us, we decided to snap the rest of the photos in her van. Kylie loves to smoke/vape, so I promised she could do that, but only if she removed all her clothing for the camera. The negotiations went smoothly."
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Sabrina Reyes represents a segment of women that will not apologize for its desires. Weed, casual sex, money. Some ladies also truly enjoy these things. Sabrina was eager to take more risky shots even though it was with her that I came closest to ever being busted. See our library shoot. You will also be enjoying more Sabrina indoors in an upcoming part 2.
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"Eliza Mushyan is a serious person. She doesn't give out smiles like they are free samples at Costco. You gotta earn them. She made me work, but I am okay with it. Her beauty is undeniable. With her dark hair, strong Armenian genetics, and a lingerie model's figure, only a real fool would have complaints for Eliza. Today, I will not be this fool. More to come down the road."
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How about a mashup of some Kylie Quinn and Kayla Linchek material that needed a home? These two adorable women were shot in sunny Southern California. Both are filled with youthful energy that can not be fabricated. Kylie knows how to roll a blunt and Kayla knows how to roll in her classic American muscle car.
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"Mari Cami, it's okay if you decide to wear a red bikini or a blue bikini. I really don't mind either way. In the end, what truly matters is what's underneath. Are you a real person that is pleasant to be around? Do you have thoughts of your own or do you just go along with everything in your red/blue camp? Can you be objective? Can you recognize that you do not KNOW the truth, you only know what you've been told or shown, often with an agenda and under heavy manipulation? And do you need a backrub? I accept you."
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Happy Fathers Day, you domesticated savages. I hope this update of Misty Lovelace makes you realize that our time in this dimension is limited. Essentially, I am writing this to nobody. Let's face it, we are all dead people walking our dead dogs, admiring the dead trees. Your countdown has begun. One subtracted from the finite number of breaths that your lungs will ever breath. Another. Get moving. You're not as flexible as you used to be.
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The virus (contest) has reached Thailand. Contestant 5 was the first to do some shots in the streets. Gotta give her some bonus points for that, just not sure if she is going to need them. I'm also not sure if that's how you're supposed to wear these masks, butt fuck it. We don't like following too many rules here at Zishy anyhow. You are missing out if you have not subscribed. She has a great smile.
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Photographing a girl from a wealthy family in North Carolina is a special treat. It was well worth the drive to the remote Richfield estate. Even though the compound has its own vineyard, lake, and garden courtyard, the most beautiful entity by far is Fawn. She is nineteen and boldly invited me to photograph her while her father was on a business trip. Happy Valentine's Day, Sweeties.
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Enjoy part two, you beautiful motherfuckers.
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Ella Knox is an upbeat young woman that I photographed in Long Beach, California. It was a cloudy morning but Ella and her smile were terrifically bright. Long Beach is almost a charming alternative to Los Angeles. The rent is lower and there are many places that do not feel like you are in a Dr. Dre video. Ain't nuthin but a G thang, baby. Expect more Ella soon.
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Freda Motten is back. We roam around Beverly Hills for a bit, then she takes me back to her place for an acrobatic tease. Freda might turn some of you off with her smoking, but she likes it, and are you really going to tell a woman that she can't have something she likes? Good luck with that. People tend to figure shit out on their own. Or they die. Oh wait, we all die. Don't let Freda's dark side fool you. She can be sweet and generous if you don't piss her off.
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This is Lana Rhoades before her recent 'enhancements'. Thanks to modern science, she now has a much larger bubble goose and increased sweater size. I say do what you want. I say whatever floats your boat. I say there will be haters no matter what you do. But gosh, she was very damn impressive straight out of the factory. I suppose we only want what we do not have. Poor Jon.
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I picked up Ophelia Palantine and she immediately began feening for her Starbucks fix. How anyone could say no to a woman wearing a top like this is beyond me. After loading up on vitamin caffeine, we decided to check out the Renaissance Hotel. It took about 5 minutes before we got kicked out of the hotel's beautiful atrium. Apparently, Ophelia was drawing too much attention. We kept our cool and found a shit ton of other spots to shoot on the premises. Enjoy part one.
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Dabney Conrad was another stunning participant in this year's quarantine challenge. She took me into nature to find some peace and tranquility. I only found more of my insatiable desire to photograph a beautiful woman. Hey, at least she tried. Dabney comes from a small town in Texas which explains her tattoos of farm animals. She is also vegan, but I still think she's cool.
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Our contributor, Alina, is back with her bendy friend, Lida Nowak. Flexibility is so underrated. Long, elastic muscles is what you want. They will prevent injury, improve range of motion, and even increase strength. I have a feeling that these pics of Lida are going to inspire a lot of folks to stretch and pull on parts of their body. Glad to be of service.
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This is the first time that I hire a female contributor to take two models out for photos. If you recall, we met Rosa and Zaheera last year in their own solo updates. The real life friends gave Zishy a try on a whim and despite what you may think are almost twenty years old--each, not combined! The photographer that shot them solo, Dan, was eviscerated in a freak hot tub accident, so I had Viky travel to their city to continue the magic. More of these Colombian beauties planned.
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Dabney Conrad is an exotic dancer AKA a stripper AKA a person who is pretty enough to make a living by showing her naked body. When I was a stripper, I did not make so much money. Actually, I made zero money. Actually, I almost got arrested, but let's not talk about those things. Dabney is a wonderful human being who has a lot of compassion for the oppressed. She is against factory farming and racism and any other form of injustice. She smiles a lot and gave me my first giant hug from a non-relative several months into the quarantine. I will always love her for that.
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Gabbie Carter may seen like some goddess who has descended from the heavens for your viewing pleasure, but you have it all wrong. She is exactly like each and every one of us. So what if she is damn near perfection from any viewing angle? So what if she is insatiably hypersexual? So what if she possesses the power of telekinesis and can pass through most solid matter? Gabbie just wants to fit in. Shut your face on Twitter and let her be.
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Here we have a double-feature of playful snapshots from one of my visits to Russia. Katya Nesterova and Jia Lissa are both amazing women with two very different personalities. Katya is soft spoken, kind, and easygoing. Jia is a talkative, eccentric, hailstorm of energy. All by herself she came up with the creative use of an apricot pit. I will be back soon with some video footage of Katya. Staying grateful for another day without global war, even if it is a Monday. Peace.
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Another part two, this time of the all-natural, all-desirable Reina Rae. As you see, I had many extra photos of her from the day that just needed to be shared. There is also some 'xtra' content. Reina is another athletic specimen. She wrestled in high school and participates in BJJ. I was in speech and debate because I dreamed of becoming a politician. Hey, close enough.
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Sylvia Belotti is the type of woman that I hope young men I see in the gym locker room have as a girlfriend or fuckbuddy. These dorks flex in the mirror, search for the perfect angles, snapping multiple images with their iPhones, all without a hint of shame. I really hope someone like Sylvia is on the receiving end of these pics. Otherwise, it looks super gay. And that's a big turnoff for me.
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Hey, guys. Your favorite villain is back. That is referring to me, not Zoe Aguilar. She is a real sweetie. She never says anything controversial. She always gives reverence to anything anyone might possibly consider sacred. She does not enjoy nor advocate dark humor dark as in tragic. Zoe is considerate and agreeable just like every woman should be. She only knows how to toe the line. As for me, now that is a different story. I have been pissing people off for as long as I can remember. There is a demon inside me. My tongue always seems to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Trust me, I don't think it is cute, but I also can't ditch it at this point. It has become an essential part of my brand. Help! - Donald J.
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It has been a while since Keely Rose made her Zishy debut with an epic dance vid, but the energy she brings to this smoothie run is why I will have her back several more times. Even when a local policeman walked into Juiceland during our visit, Keely seemed un-phased. I have a feeling that most of these women know exactly how much they can get away with--a lot.
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Back to that time when I brought the pale wonder, Ophelia Palantine, from Oregon to sunny Central Texas. She ended up blocking me on social media because I poked fun at the whole BLM madness of 2020. Apparently, not being racist isn't good enough for the woke crowd. You had to post your black square with reverence and say only the 'correct' things. The Ukrainian flag-as-avatar trend kinda reminds me of that now. I am mostly sure that we all detest war and the killing of innocent people, but I refuse to subscribe to a simple narrative of good vs. evil. That only seems to get world in more trouble. Complex issues are usually, hmmm ... complex. Go fig.
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Viky, our contributor from Colombia, is back. This time she took her friend, Karoll Bolivar, to the beach for some of that South American December sunshine. Today it is over 30C at this beach, which is over 80F for my American friends. Or maybe I am spreading misinformation. And what is misinformation? I thought it was all just information. I thought it was every individual's preference to accept information, from a variety of sources, and to parse the truth out on their own. Shouldn't the truth be able to stand up to all verifiably false claims? You don't owe anyone an apology, Joe.
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Growing up, Jeni Kessler was a track star. Now, she makes hearts race via the internet. Her look stands out to me for its diverse combination of traits. I have been playing around more with AI image generation and although it can create stunning portraits of non-existent people, these soulless apparitions still lack the essence of an individual. Not only that, all of the generated images carry the stench of artifice in a similiar way, as if it is the same artist painting each picture. Let's hope he continues to prove himself inadequate, so that some of us humans remain employed. Zishy is 100 authentic and flawed.
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"This day started a bit rough. Keely gave me all this grief because she felt ugly without full makeup in public. I caved and agreed we'd shoot by the lake where there would likely not be any crowds. Then a strange thing happened while we were taking pictures, someone in the distance asked ""Excuse me, is there a bridge or something to get to the other side?"" Hmmm, that voice sounds familiar. ""Are you Duncan Trussell?"" ""Yeah man, that's meeee!"" ""Holy shit, no way."" That really made my day. Keely's cool too. Peace."
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"Fall weather comes around like a neighbor who knows your name but doesn't ask too many questions. Chills begin making you appreciate the warm spots at the metro station. The wind’s got that little bite, not cold enough to hurt but enough to remind you that you’re still alive, still part of the world that insists on spinning even when you’d rather it didn’t. You throw on that old jacket, the one that’s seen too many BBQ bacon cheeseburgers and too few laundromats, and suddenly, you’re a poet with pockets. Part two of Agos tomorrow. Glad she keeps coming around."
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Keisha Grey is back. She bestowed me the opportunity of photographing her again many years after our first encounter in 2014. I flew down to Florida this past December and met her at the home where she grew up in. Keisha detailed to me the wild roller coaster her life was at the epoch of her stardom. She claims that she is retired from adult entertainment, but I think her decision is constantly in flux. She is still beautiful, still kinky, still loves attention, just more stable. I guess we'll see.
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"The Call Her Daddy host asked what she considered a profound question. Can you think of a law that gives the government the power to make a decision about a man's body? The absent-minded presidential candidate, chuckled and said she couldn't think of any. Some critics might present obvious arguments like an involuntary military draft or perhaps even imprisonment, but what about something as simple as narcotics use? I am pretty sure the government tells us all that if we ingest certain chemicals, we become criminals. Hell, Tommy Chong got 9 months for selling bongs! And what about it being unlawful to drop a deuce on your own front yard? Too many damn rules. So ladies, don't worry. You're not being singled out here."
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This is Tyla Jessop. I first encountered her while browsing my soul-forsaken Instagram feed. She had a look, she had an energy, but Tyla also had a following. Huh, Zach? Don't you prefer your models to be internet famous? Sorta. Most insta-stars are too righteous to ever consider Zishy modeling. Everyone has a brand at 10K followers. But once in a while, I will cross paths with a woman like Tyla Jessop. That might not be her regular online persona, some desired anonymity is understandable, but she is here, she is bold, and I am thankful. More shall come.
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"One month of 2025 is in the books. How are you feeling? Vaemis Kory appears very comfortable here with our contributor, Vika. This game has many levels. Level one, find and recognize beauty. Level two, learn how to properly document the beauty you have found. Three, refine your technique by executing year after year under diverse conditions. And four, the final boss, share and develop these abilities in others. To infinity and beyond! Who's coming with?"
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Some asshole was telling me that the first step to saving human civilization is to violently take back the power from a corrupt government. He explained that the destruction of natural resources and our illusion of perpetual war would be come distant memories if we were to overthrow the broken system. No man. I don't want to hear all that. I am kicked back on my couch, high as the dickens, waiting for my UberEats to arrive. Who can be bothered with a revolution? I know there is a lot to fight for. Experiences like this one with Shyla Volbeck. I know we are not descendants of fearful men, but I need my nightly Netflix and anyways I'm a pacifist.
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Wynona Gibbs was referred to me by a previous model that I have worked with. Her friend knew that Wynona had something special to give Zishy. Boy, was she right. Wynona has the look and the energy that I seek out on a daily basis. Her small-town Texas upbringing instilled a pleasantness that jaded city-folk, like me, do not often understand. Be patient, be nice? Fuck. What do you think, I'm a moron?
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"Lila Love is bold and adorable. There really isn't much else needed to say. We wreaked havoc at her apartment's community areas. We didn't hear any complaints about Lila's lack appropriate swimwear, although my ears are generally shut to complainers. This splashy session will continue in a future update. BTW, do any of you Zishy fans have a contact at X/Twitter? I'm locked out of my account due to a broken phone/2FA issue. Long story. But if anyone can help, I don't mind paying a reward. Thanks in advance."
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Katya Clover is a popular internet model that messaged me about shooting for Zishy. She said she was going to be in Bali for a couple of weeks and could have her boyfriend create some content. Alright, I'll bite. Might as well since most of these islands are predicted to be underwater in the near future. Katya had caught my attention a while back in several public flashing photos found online. It is easy to see why she effortlessly and consistently attracts an audience.
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Today I have decided to take this site to the next level. No more worthless artistic integrity. I only have one goal now: to pursue the mighty dollar. I deserve an estate like that which belongs to Fawn Richfield's family. Money might not make me happy, but it will make me powerful and power makes me hard. So what's the difference? From now on, you will be entertained by the most refined ass in the most polished Bentleys here at Zishy. You may not be able to relate, but you will be able to envy. We are going Sizzler up in this motherfucker. Be ready.
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When the front desk supervisor tappedhim on the shoulder to discuss a guest's complaint about lewd photography taking place in the parking lot, Mr. Venice was quick to apologize. I feel great remorse for many things. I'm sorry for my nonchalance over peanut allergies. I'm sorry for my disgust over plot holes in this season's Game of Thrones. I'm sorry for my mistrust of the liberal media and for my skepticism with the idea that equity is crucial for our society's future. And I am deeply, deeply sorry for my inability to cope with the imminent demise of... Thank you, sir. Enjoy your stay at Homewood Suites by Hilton. Ursula Hall is fun.
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Helene Trobec calls herself a man trapped in a woman's body. She gets along better with males and hardly has any female friends. Yet Helene still considers herself to be very emotional. She is quite the puzzle to solve. Helene says she loves Elvis Presley, but could not name a song of his. What she does know is how to tease the hell out of a camera even in a silly outfit. Screw glamour, this is the real Helene Trobec.
